January 29

I would to be the first human alive.

January 28

I would carve a scar into my forehead and run around saying I am the chosen one.

January 27

I would sue them. The bugs not the restaurant.

January 19, 2016

Not give them more homework.

January 18, 2016

I would ask nicely and if it wasn't returned I would tell the police that I stole it back.

January 15, 2016

I would run into things because the light would pass through my eyes and I wouldn't be able to see.

January 14, 2016

They would get pretty annoying. I would ask them to shut up?

January 13

You know if we had rivers instead there would be more half naked human beings swimming and more boats.

January 11

I would die because I am too poor to buy a space suit. We would live in Giant Satellites shaped like Orbs. We would eat space potatoes like in "The Martian". we would travel by molecular transportation.

January 8

It would be good because there would be no news annoying me. We have YouTube for a reason.

January 6

February because its amazing, it's my birthday, and it is hard to spell.

January 5

I used to celebrate my birthday, but I haven't very lately.

January 4 2016

My favorite store Gamestop because they take all of your years worth of games for only 19.99! That and I am a big game nerd. I have no least favorite besides any girls store, because I'm a man.